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So one day, I'm working CT.  A guy and a woman walk to my department with the transporter.  I glanced at the request a few mins earlier...it was a complete abdomen. With contrast, BASO4/The works...

So...I call the woman into the room, I check the date the name, crap it dosen't match...

Now mind you the dude was sitting in the waiting area eating some Micky d's he had carried with him....soo...being the somewhat intelligent person that I am ,  I assumed it was her...

Nope you guess it....the dude...munchin on some nuggets.......O COMON

I spoke to him, asked him what the deal was....SOO on his way to the hospital with "abdominal pain" he had also consumed a big mac and some fries....

His explanation in a Philadelphia accent..."shoot ya never know when they gonna feed ya at the hospital"  I swear!!!

Guess what...The freaking ER and the jellyfish radiologist made me scan him AFTER HE DIGESTED >>>BARIUM>>>CONTRAST< ECT

Needless to say after he consumed that meal...I made him wait 4 hours to drink and he was the very last pt about 6 hours later...

NO PUKIN ON MY SCANNER DUDE!

Sue