The funniest story I heard was the patient who inserted TV tubes into a certain area.

As a matter of fact this person was famous across the state for his/her ability to insert said objects without breakage..Now to avoid a HIPPA violation, I will not be specific, but lets just say these were all VERY fragile and never seemed to break.....

Recently I tech I met told a story of injuring himself by tripping over the portable.

Now I know the injuries were not funny,but imagine us calling a code cause this pinhead knocked the wind outta him...

In school, our RT school president tied me to a wheelchair and sent me to the fourteenth floor where I became the brunt of much laughter and was not seen for over an hour...HOW BOUT YOU ALL

And of course we used to play baseball on Saturday afternoon using rolled up tape and the compression  paddle from the GI room....This also made a good weapon during the weekly "boys vs. girls competition"