Okay back to the medium sized hospital...

One night....an especially crazy night for our little department..Myself, another lead tech and a per diem tech were busy imaging and working on a new file system

FOR YOU YOUNGSTERS>>>>we used to have these things called file folders where FILMS....Used to be the actual medical record in radiology....NO PACS>>>LOL

Okay...so as we are running around, we suddenly hear the sounds of what can only be described as a "thunderstorm". coming from the vicinity of our Chief Rad's office.  This sound was followed by the smell of the old standard dial soap....we open our doc's office and literally it was raining smelly dial soap rain...

We called maintainance and four of us went to investigate where the heck the leak was....OMG
WE found it.....we had a leak that came from the showers ......dah dah dah dah......INNNNNN
DETOX>>>>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nuff said

Then we showered ....EEEEWWWW

Okay

So one day, I'm working CT.  A guy and a woman walk to my department with the transporter.  I glanced at the request a few mins earlier...it was a complete abdomen. With contrast, BASO4/The works...

So...I call the woman into the room, I check the date the name, crap it dosen't match...

Now mind you the dude was sitting in the waiting area eating some Micky d's he had carried with him....soo...being the somewhat intelligent person that I am ,  I assumed it was her...

Nope you guess it....the dude...munchin on some nuggets.......O COMON

I spoke to him, asked him what the deal was....SOO on his way to the hospital with "abdominal pain" he had also consumed a big mac and some fries....

His explanation in a Philadelphia accent..."shoot ya never know when they gonna feed ya at the hospital"  I swear!!!

Guess what...The freaking ER and the jellyfish radiologist made me scan him AFTER HE DIGESTED >>>BARIUM>>>CONTRAST< ECT

Needless to say after he consumed that meal...I made him wait 4 hours to drink and he was the very last pt about 6 hours later...

NO PUKIN ON MY SCANNER DUDE!

Sue